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Newborn Photography - San Diego, CA
“ASSPLOSION” - “Extremely wet, violently forceful diarrhea, which explodes from from the anus in one awesome deluge.”
If you are a new parent, the dusk till dawn infant “assplosions” may be a reality you are still adapting to! Bringing home a new baby is a season of life that inspires every human emotion in existence. Sometimes multiple times per day! I’ve personally navigated this extraordinary transition 4 times, so I’m happy to stand back and document the journey of others.
Brook and Jason are very special to me. I’ve photographed several major milestones within their love and relationship, and our photographer/client respect ended up growing into a very strong friendship. For this chapter of their lives, I traveled from Hawaii to San Diego to document parts of their 4th trimester after welcoming their first baby girl!
The “Assplosion.”
According to the Urban Dictionary:
“ASSPLOSION” - “Extremely wet, violently forceful diarrhea, which explodes from from the anus in one awesome deluge.”
If you are a new parent, the dusk till dawn infant “assplosions” may be a reality you are still adapting to! Bringing home a new baby is a season of life that inspires every human emotion in existence. Sometimes in quick succession and multiple times per day! I’ve personally navigated this extraordinary transition 4 times, so I’m now overjoyed to stand back and chronicle the baby journey of others through family photography.
If you want to honestly and authentically document ALL the beauty, the exhaustion, the surprises, and the love of having a baby ...THEN YOU MIGHT BE MY CLIENT!
Environmental Portraiture & in-home newborn photography
The Holland family photo session took place mostly in their home. Environmental portraiture will always be my favorite approach to newborn and infant photography. Someday, the beds will go back to being made, the counters will be clear and throw pillows arranged to perfection. For now, it’s baby bottles in the drying rack, greeting cards on the counter, and a breast pump on the coffee table. It’s dogs trying to get closer to that intoxicating new baby smell, exhausted and elated parents wearing burp clothes like accessories, and cat naps with a baby resting against their chests.
It’s little Aisley being dressed in a new onesie just in time to announce that her digestive tract is working with a huge blow out! It’s details new parents could not have imagined when they first met, but would not give up for anything. It’s candid portraiture at it’s best!
